My Wife Breaks Out of a Tough Break

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It's been almost two months since my wife,  Julie,  tripped over the dog and broke her upper arm.  The X-rays showed  her left  humerus with multiple cracks bordering the shoulder joint.  She fell in the kitchen at dinnertime. Our dog, Bailey--- who would qualify for pet Medicare  if there were such a thing,---was  sitting near the table, which is his ritual, waiting for edible alms.   Julie turned to check  whatever was cooking that night on the stove. I forget.  Trauma  has wiped out that   culinary  memory.  And wham! She went down hard on her left side. Her head a providential millimeter from the front of the stove.

Our  orthopedic doctor, Michael Liston,  advised against surgery because of the nature of the fracture.  The pins would not have held, he said.  Nature will mend it in time. So my wife has been convalescing at home, on medical leave from her job.

As a sidebar to this  medical tale, I have to let the world of potential bonebreakers know about Dr. Liston.  He may be one of the best of those  physicians who not only are good at their craft but also have the kindest, most  compassionate bedside manner.  In our opinion, he  deserves another certificate  on his office walls---for tender loving care!

We were at his office this morning. The X-rays now  show a lot of new bone growth and the prognosis is sunny.  Like  the weather outside. Without the heat and humidity.

My wife was relieved and overjoyed to hear the good news.  It meant she could drive again.  If she feels up to it.  And she might sleep in a real  bed again. Not on the recliner.  Where she's never been able to figure out how to be a contortionist and get a  good night's sleep.  Bailey's snoring hasn't helped either. She also has calluses on her fingers  playing Slot Journey and Solitaire on her I-Pad

So when Dr. Liston came into the examination room today  and asked me how my wife was doing.  I told him what I'm starting to call her. My Couch Tomato.  He laughed. Gently at first. Then he burst into a guffaw.

 

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  • So glad to hear the good news!

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