Alicia Silverstone, I heard,
Is feeding her baby like a bird.
She's trained her son whose name is Bear
This way to eat his breakfast fare.
She chews the veggies Japanese
And from her mouth he gets his peas.
I don't know if this will be bad
Into the future for this lad.
But as someone who used a jar,
I think Alicia is bizarre.
What detrimental side-effects
Could he have when he learns of sex?
Especially with a strong fixation
On mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.