Doctor Who? Derrick's MD


Chicago Bulls star Derrick Rose
Says this man was the factor
In getting him back on the court---
A local chiropractor.

Rose won't be sitting on the bench
And gathering some moss
Due to the therapy received
From Dr. Stuart Yoss.

But lest we mispronounce his name,
And wouldn't that be crass?
Three cheers for bringing Derrick back
To Dr. Stuart Yoss.

Filed under: health, Sports

Tags: Dr. Stuart Yoss


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  • If he is a chiropractor, then he isn't an M.D. (possibly a reliable source for the distinction).

    But since it involves muscles of the back, maybe a chiropractor is more qualified.

  • jack, thanks for the clarification. I should have done my homework. Thanks for reading.

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