Chicago Bulls star Derrick Rose
Says this man was the factor
In getting him back on the court---
A local chiropractor.
Rose won't be sitting on the bench
And gathering some moss
Due to the therapy received
From Dr. Stuart Yoss.
But lest we mispronounce his name,
And wouldn't that be crass?
Three cheers for bringing Derrick back
To Dr. Stuart Yoss.