Note: The Chicago Bears have hired Kansas City Chiefs director of college scouting Phil Emery as their new general manager.
As their GM the Bears pick Emery
A name I'll now commit to memory.
He may receive the benefit
From everyone who doubts a bit.
Which doesn't, in the least, mean I'm
Opposed to giving him some time.
But fans will tell you that success
Alone will measure him, no less,
Without it, they will grumble till
Eventually they've had their Phil.