Getting My Christmas Shopping In Full Gear

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I'm going to buy my wife some wonderful gifts this year.  I haven't decided  what.  I'm a yule procrastinator. But  there won't be a new car under the tree---figuratively speaking.  Those Lexus TV  commercials just haven't sold me.  Besides, I can't see myself shopping around  at a dealership the day before Christmas Eve.  Let's see, is that her size?  I don't think it's her style. O, what if she already has one? No, it just wouldn't  feel right. And what if after she unwraps it,  she doesn't like it, and I have to return it?  Of course,  that would be the least of my worries.  The lines could hardly be as long as those at Sears. Ya think.

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