A Modern Republican Decalogue

I. I am the God Mammon. Thou shalt  only worship me.
II. Thou shalt not let anything stand in the way of profit.
III. Remember to keep holy the free market.
IV. Honor thy dividends and capital gains.
V. Thou shalt not kill, except to increase profitability.
VI. Thou shalt not raise taxes.   

VII.  Thou shalt  not regulate.

VIII.  Thou shalt pray daily to Ayn Rand.

IX. Thou shalt never compromise.

X. Thou shalt covet everything under the sun.

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