Posts tagged "Humor"

Hey Obama, Let's Go Back to Pre-1958 Borders, Too...

From the mail bag: Dear President Obama: I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I am asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen. Signed: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu (H/T my friend... Read more »

Government Motor's New Car: The GM WeeKann

-By Warner Todd Huston Since Barack Obama has taken over General Motors, the newly installed Obama-owned executives have come up with a way to save the floundering auto giant. They’ve come up with a new car model that they are absolutely sure will save the company. This new car has not been designed by professionals... Read more »

Video: The Government Can

By Tim Hawkins.
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Voting Democrat is Wholly Illogical Based Only on Childish Feelings

-By Warner Todd Huston This is one of those chain emails that I rarely bother with. But this one is particularly funny and bitingly true. Well, true after I rewrote it a bit… Why I Vote Democrat I voted Democrat because I believe a 4% profit by oil companies on a gallon of gas is... Read more »

Grumpy Bloggers Will Live Forever!

-By Warner Todd Huston And now a word from one of our “scientists” at the University of California… You happy goofballs die young. That’s right, you heard me. A new study has determined that I will live forever because I am a grump and you smiling fools will die young. Take THAT! And get off... Read more »

The Barack Obama Station: It's All a Bad Act

It’s the Barack Obama Station, “very scary.” Sponsored by ForAmerica.org.
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Look Out it's ROBOT!

-By Warner Todd Huston Yes, prepare yourself for the greatest action movie of all time… I mean, come on. I don’t know if this actioner is meant to be “serious” action movie in India (Like Die Hard is in America, for instance) or if it’s just supposed to be tongue-in-cheek fun, but this one is... Read more »

Illegal Alien's Bill of Rights

-By Warner Todd Huston President Barack Obama will soon introduce the Undocumented Resident’s Affirmative Toleration Act (URAT) in order to protect those unfortunate minorities that didn’t win life’s lottery by being born in the U.S.A. President Obama’s compassion for these downtrodden and oppressed peoples is well known, but he wants particular attention paid to those... Read more »

Welcome to 'Smug-A-Palooza': a Fake Rally for the Arrogant

-By Warner Todd Huston Think you’re smarter than everyone else? Think you are more “civilized,” more “adult,” and more “informed” than all around you? Then your arrogance makes you a perfect contestant for the Comedy Central Shark-Jumping event with the two… well, I guess you call them “comedians”… Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. They think... Read more »
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Introducing the Monster Talent Agency

And now for something completely different. Very, very fun…