Barry Manilow is GAY!

No ..... YOU!

Who knew?  (Hint: EVERYBODY!)

Beloved, uber-talented music icon Barry Manilow today came out as gay.

And in other news .....

Roses are red.

The sky is blue.

Trump is a jackass.

Basketball players are tall.

Loaded guns are dangerous.

The Pope is Catholic.

Tom Hanks is a great actor.

Mammals have hair and breathe air.

Clapton plays a mean Strat.

DaVinci was a genius.

Water is wet.

Pavarotti was a gifted tenor.

One day we all will die.

Money is good to have.

Puppies are cute.

Peas are green.

Watermelon is tasty.

Getting hit in the crotch hurts.

Sex is fun.

Stay tuned to Planet Michelle for updates on this developing story.


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  • figured someone would jump on this. I didn't know that he was in the closet. I also didn't really care enough to ever look into it one way or the other.

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