My husband challenged me to write a blog in two paragraphs or less.
Has he gone mad?
Or perhaps he finds my posts too long for his liking?
'Cause I love to talk. Which leads to... more writing.
Can I do it? Let's try.
'Cause I love proving a point.
Disclaimer: This prelude doesn't count toward the "two paragraph" challenge. 'Cause I'm Snobby Mommy and I Said So.
I DON'T LIKE MORNINGS
The snooze button really gets me into trouble. 'Cause I don't. like. getting. up. early. And I don't like mornings. What's so good about them? I have to put on makeup, drink lots of coffee, commute downtown, fight the crowds, and generally be miserable. Can I find mornings worthwhile?
Did I mention I hate mornings? [Sigh]