This two paragraph story by Rich Campbell of the Tribune, about the Bears claiming receiver and special teamer Josh Bellamy off waivers and signing tight end Matthew Mulligan, should probably not have garnered as many as nine comments.
But the group kind of got out of control with it and this is what I love about the internet:
It made me laugh so I posted it to keep it and make me laugh in the future. Thanks to all who contributed! :)