Posts tagged "Smell"

Puberty and Personal Hygiene: An Embarrassing Flashback

When do kids hit puberty? Well, whenever it is, I remember it well. I was innocently sitting in the back of my parent’s car, sporting a Maggie Simpson t-shirt, when my mother let out the gasp of the century. “What is that SMELL?!” she practically screamed from the driver’s seat. I shrugged my shoulders and... Read more »

Olfactory Nightmares

While strolling through the music department of Barnes and Noble, I approached the headsets to preview a CD.  As I scanned the disk and made my selection, I inhaled, ready to take in the hipster vibrations of Arcade Fire.  To my horror, the head set REEKED of men’s cologne. In disgust, I threw the headset... Read more »