Oops, he did it again. Donald Trump is making America laugh again.
Saturday night at the annual Gridiron Club dinner, Trump proved he does have a sense of humor. One of his best lines was about the reason he was late to dinner. He said it was because Jared Kushner, Trump's son-in-law and senior adviser, “couldn’t get through security.”
Trump is one funny guy. Like Joe Pesci's character Tommy DeVito in the movie "Goodfellas," sometimes Trump is here to amuse us.
The most hilarious thing Trump said was not uttered Saturday night. He said it in the aftermath of the school shooting in Florida. Now, understand, I don't think anything is remotely funny about 17 children and adults being murdered.
But what Trump said was, "I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."
LOL!!! HAHAHA!!! Insert a billion trillion jillion smiley faces here. You're a laugh a nanosecond, Donnyboy.
Those words were meant as self-deprecating humor, right, Mr. T? Or not. I'm sure you don't know the meaning of self-deprecating, as thin-skinned as you are. You're still tweeting your little fingers off, stewing once again over Alec Baldwin's SNL impersonation of you.
Bad, bad Alec Baldwin. Bad, bad SNL. Everyone knows you're THE GREATEST THE BEST THE BIGLYEST. Yeah, sure, you'd run in there with or without a weapon.
Me thinks you'd be more like George Constanza on the "Seinfeld" episode when George pushed the women and children out of the way to save himself after a fire broke out at a children's birthday party.
I mean, you're Captain Bone Spurs, the man who had multiple deferments and got out of serving in the military.
You're the guy who is petrified to show us his tax returns.
The same guy who cries "no collusion" like a broken record and gets the jitters when anyone mentions the name Robert Mueller.
But Trump's wife Melania is pretty funny too. Recently, she again tackled the problem of cyber-bullying in a speech. Well, hardy har har, girlfriend! Your sense of irony is right on, considering you're married to Mr. Bully-in-Chief.
Isn't that right, Lyin' Ted, Lil' Marco, Low Energy Jeb, Crooked Hilary, Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren, Sneaky Dianne Feinstein, Jeff Flakey, Liddle Adam Schiff, Cryin' Chuck Schumer, Dicky Durbin and Little Rocket Man?
And let's not forget Mr. Magoo Jeff Sessions, Trump's hand-picked Attorney General. (Gotta admit, that one cracks me up!)
Maybe I shouldn't be so glib in such serious times. Maybe you think there's nothing to laugh about when it comes to the current White House resident. But laughing is better than crying. Or throwing yourself in front of a bus.
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