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GOP Debate Crowd keeps it classy on MLK Day, and by classy I mean predictably hateful

Yesterday, in yet another in a long line of debates in which the non-participatory President emerged the clear victor, it was equally clear who, or what was the ‘biggest loser’: the spirit of Martin Luther King Jr. On the day in which the values espoused by King-love, compassion, peace, tolerance, should be uniformly echoed and... Read more »

It's too bad Rick Perry's mom didn't have an abortion

It's too bad Rick Perry's mom didn't have an abortion
Former racist rock owner, current Republican presidential candidate, and the forever intellectually inept Rick Perry, has completed a “Transformation” with regards to his position on abortion, and now opposes the procedure even in the case of rape, incest or when the woman’s life would be at risk. In response, I’d just like to say :... Read more »

Treating Donald Trump like a person who matters should disqualify one from consideration for President

Treating Donald Trump like a person who matters should disqualify one from consideration for President
If there is one thing that the 2012 Republican Presidential Primary has taught us, it is that there is little one can do to disqualify themselves from consideration, save for being somewhat informed/reality based (see Jon Huntsman). You can have absolutely no idea about absolutely anything… (e.g. Foreign Policy Matters….or how to form a sentence)... Read more »
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Fair and Balanced Bill O'Reilly interrogates Obama in '08, coddles Perry in '11 (VIDEO)

So back in 2008, Bill ” I’m tall and Irish” O’Reilly, memorably sat down with then Presidential candidate Obama, to discuss a wide range of issues, including his Tax Plan for the Country. Yesterday, O’Reilly did the same with candidate Rick Perry, who earlier in the day had unveiled his “Cut, Balance and Grow” Tax... Read more »

An Open Letter to Rick Perry Which He Probably Can't Read: You're an Idiot

An Open Letter to Rick Perry Which He Probably Can't Read: You're an Idiot
You know what I think is a “good issue to keep alive”?  Your intelligence. Specifically, your astonishing stupidity. I mean, wow, are you dumb. Sorry, I’m just “having fun”. But a “C” in Gym? Or maybe of more concern, a “D” in Economics? No wonder you don’t value education much. By the way, can you... Read more »

Republican Candidates Discuss NBA Lockout at Debate

Michele Bachmann “I don’t know much about basketball, except that I remember Marcus being upset when they changed the uniforms in the early 90’s…something about shorts. That said, I don’t think the Federal Government , and the taxpayers, should be paying for a Meditator to help with this situation.” Herman Cain “9 Teams, 9 Games,... Read more »
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I don't think you like your God

More than 90% of Americans believe in God. More than 75% of Americans are Christian. In other words, most see Jesus as the bouncer at the door which leads to eternal salvation. Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. [Matthew 5:9] Resistnot evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on... Read more »

I think Donald Trump Convinced Herman Cain to Run as an Insensitive White Person

Is it just me, or has it been way too long since we’ve had a good old fashioned rock scandal? Not like a Rock ‘n’ Roll scandal…but a scandal involving a rock. Well this weekend we got our fix. The Washington Post reported on Saturday , that in the early days of his political career in Texas, ... Read more »

The GOP: A Case Study of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features

The GOP: A Case Study of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features
Problem/Symptomatology: 157 Year Old Political Party, presents with worsening symptoms of Bipolar Disorder with Psychotic Features. Patient (Pt) recently went through period of elevated mood  (Mania), during which delusions of grandeur were prevalent (e.g. widespread megalomania,  God had chosen Michele Bachmann to run for President ). During such Manic Episodes , Patient has been known to... Read more »
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A Short Tangential Rant

 This being a human thing can be a bit maddening. Ya know…if you’re driving and a fellow motorist generously allows you to enter their lane…or stops so that you can turn into their lane (basically makes any thoughtful concession for your benefit) and you don’t acknowledge it-be it by a wave (preferably while smiling) or... Read more »
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