Posts tagged "Chicago Cubs"

An open letter to Derrick Rose's Groin

  Dear This Thing, So look, I’m not what one would call a “Doctor”….or a “somewhat knowledgeable person when it comes to sports medicine, anatomy or physiology” , but…can you Mr. Groin, get your shit together…STAT? (That’s a “white coat” term for ASAP) I just can’t take this anymore. Sure, record wise the Bulls have... Read more »

An open letter to Ozzie Guillen: Shut up, nobody cares

So, we hear you’re upset…something has yet again offended your oh-so delicate sensibilities? And that’s why you sent these tweets on Friday- • “When i get to chitown lets make one thing clear what happen last day whit the sox stay tune” • “Iam out the country now but i never quit in anything yes be ready when... Read more »

Albert Pujols signs for 10 years with Angels, is Kendrys Morales now available?

Albert Pujols signs for 10 years with Angels, is Kendrys Morales now available?
Albert Pujols has agreed to sign a 10 year deal with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim according to Buster Olney from ESPN.  Here are some of the details of the deal: DALLAS — Albert Pujols has agreed to a 10-year, $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Angels, sources told ESPN The Magazine’s Buster... Read more »
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Mike Quade's out as the Chicago Cubs Manager - Who may replace him?

Mike Quade's out as the Chicago Cubs Manager - Who may replace him?
One day after officially announcing the hires of new General Manager Jed Hoyer and Scouting Director Jason McLeod on Tuesday, Theo Epstein and the Chicago Cubs decided to part ways with manager Mike Quade.  Quade experienced a tumultuous season in 2011 where the Chicago Cubs finished in 5th place with a 71-91 record.  It came... Read more »

An Open Letter to Theo Epstein

Dear Theo, First of all, welcome to Chicago.  Our City is immaculate, and it has without a doubt the best baseball fans in the entire country.  You have accepted a challenge that few would have undertook, and regardless of the boatloads of money that you are receiving, I respect that you embrace the challenge that... Read more »

"Hope and Change" coming to the North Side

"Hope and Change" coming to the North Side
Hope and Change is on its way to the North Side. Theo Epstein, the Boston raised prodigy turned legendary two time Red Sox World Series Champion engineer, has reportedly signed a 5 year $20 Million deal to join the Cubs. For a team and organization that is seen as the go to metaphor for logic... Read more »
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Theo Epstein Reportedly 'Close' To Joining Chicago Cubs

Theo Epstein Reportedly 'Close' To Joining Chicago Cubs
No better way to return to blog writing than to report some incredibly significant news.  Multiple sources are reporting that Theo Epstein, the once wunderkind general manager who orchestrated 2 World Series Champion teams in Boston, and now irrational martyr of the Boston Red Sox epic collapse of 2011, is on the verge of joining... Read more »

Well Chicago baseball fan, let's look on the bright side...(e.g. You're not dead)

Whether you’re a Sox or Cubs fan, this baseball season has been nothing short of insufferable. But hey if you’re reading this, you at least own or have access to a computer….with internet access no less! My guess is that if you have that luxury, you probably have running water too. Imagine having to endure... Read more »

Now that Jim Hendry, Who Doesn’t Bat/Pitch/Field/Play in September/October is Gone, Let the Hunt for a New Scapegoat Begin

Now that Jim Hendry, Who Doesn’t Bat/Pitch/Field/Play in September/October is Gone, Let the Hunt for a New Scapegoat Begin
The dismissal of Jim Hendry as General Manager came as a shock to few, and has been greeted with collective jubilation from Cub’s Nation.  For Cubs fans, Jim had become the latest in a long line of scapegoats, the in the moment embodiment of over a century of frustration. Curses aren’t as easy to attack, to... Read more »
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Carlos Zambrano is a Big Stupid Adult Baby

On a recent episode of the TLC show “My Strange Addiction”, the fascinating and disturbing paraphilia known as Paraphilic infantilism was featured; or in layman’s terms, they covered adults who dress and act like babies. One of the subjects featured was Carlos Zambrano. Ok..no he wasn’t. But he could have been. Because Carlos Zambrano is... Read more »
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