Posts tagged "Carlos Boozer"

An open letter to Derrick Rose's Groin

  Dear This Thing, So look, I’m not what one would call a “Doctor”….or a “somewhat knowledgeable person when it comes to sports medicine, anatomy or physiology” , but…can you Mr. Groin, get your shit together…STAT? (That’s a “white coat” term for ASAP) I just can’t take this anymore. Sure, record wise the Bulls have... Read more »

Derrick Rose "Put On for my City" Highlight Video

  Compliments myself and Windows Movie Maker-hence why it’s a bit on the crude side. Be Good Friends, @koolking83

Remember when Horace Grant stopped wanting to be Horace Grant?

Remember when Horace Grant stopped wanting to be Horace Grant?
Last week, while in Australia serving as a spokesperson for the NBA’s first ever league sponsored camp on the continent, former Bull Horace Grant had this to say regarding current Bull Carlos Boozer: “He has to put his ego aside for the betterment of the team….Boozer needs to be, for lack of a better phrase,... Read more »
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A Few NBA 2K12 Covers Which Would Have Been Better

You know, the NBA 2K12 trio of covers featuring Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, and Larry Bird are pretty cool-but how about these crudely created covers (Thank you Microsoft Paint): To me this is the highlight of Carlos Boozer’s season-the phantom high five   The Good thing here is that if the “Madden Curse” applies to... Read more »

Carlos Boozer has Turf Toe - What the Hell is Turf Toe?

Carlos Boozer has Turf Toe - What the Hell is Turf Toe?
In yesterday’s 116-89 drubbing of the Indiana Pacers, Carlos Boozer was non-existent.  He played only 15 minutes and scored 2 points.  Boozer left the game, and could be seen grimacing on the bench in the 2nd quarter. A healthy Boozer is a key to the Bulls success moving forward.  They should be able to get... Read more »

Nic Cage, Starlin, The Lunacy of Taxes and Bachmann, and More

Nic Cage, Starlin, The Lunacy of Taxes and Bachmann, and More
Finally. Finally,  law enforcement has stepped in and put an end to  the agonizing career of Nicolas Cage.  The man who shamelessly and mercilessly  brought us such insufferable films as  The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, Ghost Rider, National Treasure and Bangkok Dangerous, has evaded capture no longer, and the sensibilities of all Americans are exponentially safer as... Read more »
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Danny Granger...huh?

Danny Granger...huh?
I’m gonna play clairvoyant here, and say that Danny Granger’s misguided, provocative comments, are sure to come back and haunt him. That said, I don’t think it matters what he or anyone else on the Pacers think/say, the ultimate conclusion is foregone. But Danny-w/regards to your erroneous analysis of the Bulls (stop Derrick Rose, and... Read more »
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