Category: Humor

Obama's Tanning Tax Goes Against God's Will

Much to the chagrin of John Boehner, Snooki, and millions of other “fake bakers” nationwide, President Obama’s 2010 Health Care Bill, imposed a “draconian” tax of 10% on all indoor tanning. Now the President, who by the way was born ( in the United states) with the “luxury” of dark skin, knew this was going... Read more »

Stephen Colbert Rips Adam Dunn in Hilarious Fashion

Stephen Colbert even sideswipes the cubs in this hilarious 4 minute segment.  At least football is back, Chicago baseball fans.

A Few NBA 2K12 Covers Which Would Have Been Better

You know, the NBA 2K12 trio of covers featuring Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, and Larry Bird are pretty cool-but how about these crudely created covers (Thank you Microsoft Paint): To me this is the highlight of Carlos Boozer’s season-the phantom high five   The Good thing here is that if the “Madden Curse” applies to... Read more »
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The Chicago Cubs are Ketchup, and other Reasons I'm a White Sox Fan

The Chicago Cubs are Ketchup, and other Reasons I'm a White Sox Fan
In anticipation of this weekend’s second leg of the biannual “Crosstown  BP South Side vs. North Side Bad vs. Worse…Cup…Classic”, I thought hey, why not  identify my reasons for being a Sox fan, by lazily resorting to illogical metaphors, loose associations, and shameless stereotypes?  Yep, no way this has been done before.  I’m a Sox... Read more »

The Sad State of Chicago Graffiti

The Sad State of Chicago Graffiti
“Taggers” have succumbed  to the War on Creativity. I know street gangs are a serious subject-but I mean come on; if you’re going to break the law by defacing property, at least show a little imagination. What’s happened to the elaborate, colorful tags of yesteryear? The Bubble letters on trains? The cryptic writing? Spray paint... Read more »

Michele Bachmann vs a Town Drunk: A Comparison

So being that Michele Bachmann is the latest drug of choice for far right wingers, I thought hey-why not illuminate the differences between her positions, and those of the President. Then I thought, no, that’s been done, and besides, it’s no surprise to anybody that Michele Bachmann and President Obama have about as much in... Read more »
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Peoria Chiefs Promotion: LeBron James Replica Ring Giveaway

Peoria Chiefs Promotion: LeBron James Replica Ring Giveaway
Let the LeBron bashing continue.  The Class A minor league affiliate for the Chicago Cubs, the Peoria Chiefs, have announced their most recent promotion:  LeBron James 2011 NBA Championship Replica Ring Giveaway.  This upcoming Thursday, June 16th the Peoria Chiefs will be handing out “non-existent” NBA championship rings to all fans prior to the 7:00... Read more »

A Short Letter to God about the Bulls

A Short Letter to God about the Bulls
Hey God-Steve here. It’s been a while since I’ve solicited your services; I generally try to respect your busy schedule and plate full of responsibilities. This however is an emergency. I understand the world is chock full of pressing issues and concerns-extremism of various sorts-(you’re probably quite familiar with the religious variety),  famine, violence, climate change,... Read more »

Derrick Rose vs LeBron James: A Quick Comparison

Derrick Rose vs LeBron James: A Quick Comparison
Be Good Friends, @koolking83
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Lies Where Credit is Due: How the Right Responds to the Accomplishments of President Obama

Lies Where Credit is Due: How the Right Responds to the Accomplishments of President Obama
It has been nine days since President Obama fulfilled the nearly decade old “dead or alive” promise which George W. Bush made regarding Osama Bin Laden. What have we learned in those nine days? What we already knew-no matter his historic accomplishment, no matter the public good, regardless of National interest and in spite of public... Read more »
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