At the National Rifle Association Convention this past weekend, you-“Rocker Ted Nugent“, and by Rocker I mean the guy who sang “Cat Scratch Fever” 35 years ago, said you will end up “dead or in jail..” if President Obama is reelected in November.
Let me just say-or warn rather, with all due lack of respect-that "Response A"-your possible, consequential death, could serve as a galvanizing incentive for many to vote for the President.
Like to the Parents of young girls for example (Go to 7 minute mark). Bet you’re happy MSNBC’s “To Catch a Predator wasn’t around back in the day huh!?
Anyway, random question-did your fondness for guns develop while serving in Vietnam, and by “serving in” I of course mean “avoiding by all means”? Hey-now that I mention your elaborate feces filled ploy to avoid serving your Country-I guess Vietnam Veterans might also be motivated to vote for Obama if it means you may-as a result-drop dead.
Look, while your resume has a couple of regrettable red flags, such as the aforementioned “habitually sleeping with underage girls” thing, as well as the “shitting on myself so as to avoid serving the Country I incessantly pronounce my love for” thing, I do suppose you deserve some credit for your life-long abstention from alcohol and drugs.
Which I must say, must have been extremely difficult to do-or not do rather- during the, as you put it- “if it feels good, do it lifestyle of the 60’s". In fact, you’ve repeatedly spoken out against those who embraced such a lifestyle, claiming they “opted for a cowardly, irresponsible lifestyle of random sex, life-destroying drugs and mostly soulless rock music”.
Well said Ted! Anyway, speaking of sex, and people who are cowardly and irresponsible, do you really have 8 kids by 4 different women? And moreover, why, despite being worth millions of dollars, did you fail for years to pay adequate child support for your- (latest) love child? Well, at least you were physically present for your child. Oh that's right...no you weren’t.
So to be clear, you dodge both responsibility to Country and Family, you hypocritically engage in a life-long love affair with self-indulgence, often of the criminal variety, submitting to temptation, to impulse, to the hedonistic lifestyle you routinely denounce, you are, to summarize and borrow an insult you patriotically hurled at the President, an Anti-American Monster.
And well, I think generally speaking, people want Monsters to die....(especially those which prey on young girls)...
Yep- you just helped Obama secure the large and vital "those who detest, and think the world would be better off without, draft/child support dodging pedophilic Anti-American Monsters" vote.
And remember Ted, we'll take Response A come November.
Be Good Friends,