Hey Rush, here's a woman who really does have sex for money

Your 4th wife-Kathryn Rogers!

What? -Did you think your half your age attractive wife was sleeping with you for pleasure?  I mean just look at your big, greasy, cigar smoke smelling  face...with that pain pill/Viagra popping, hate spewing, copious calorie consuming mouth of yours.

Luckily for Kathryn, the odds are in her favor that her monetarily incentivized torture (being married to/talking to/touching/kissing/having sexual intercourse with you)will end sooner rather than later-after all, you do have 3 divorces under your size 48  belt.


Be Good Friends,




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  • It must be the clothes he wears.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    Love when you comment-never disappoint! Thanks friend-as always.

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