Your 4th wife-Kathryn Rogers!
What? -Did you think your half your age attractive wife was sleeping with you for pleasure? I mean just look at your big, greasy, cigar smoke smelling face...with that pain pill/Viagra popping, hate spewing, copious calorie consuming mouth of yours.
Luckily for Kathryn, the odds are in her favor that her monetarily incentivized torture (being married to/talking to/touching/kissing/having sexual intercourse with you)will end sooner rather than later-after all, you do have 3 divorces under your size 48 belt.
Be Good Friends,