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We Had No WiFi at Work and It Was the Worst Day of My Life.

This is not an easy topic to write about. It’s taken me a while to actually put into words this horrific experience. But if it can help at least one person out there, it will be worth it. A few weeks ago I got to work and I could tell something was amiss. Right away.... Read more »

Today, You're You and That is Enough. My Students are Amazing.

This year I started at a new school. It’s in a completely different part of the city, with a completely different set of problems. I miss my old students and co-workers, but fate has definitely put me here for a reason. The other day I wrote about a speech I gave to a group of... Read more »

A Speech I Gave on Acceptance

I had an amazing opportunity to speak at a retreat for 150 8th graders about being yourself and acceptance. Today I’m sharing the actual speech and tomorrow I will share the reaction and what I learned from the experience. Hi I’m Eileen. I grew up in Chicago not too far from where you guys live. I... Read more »
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I'm Back. New Year. Pretty Much Same Me.

So I took a little time off from writing. I just needed to recharge and regroup. And really concentrate on my other passion. Drinking. Best thing I could have done. Because now I’m back and ready to rock. My holidays were amazing. Santa was extremely generous to my kids. And some day soon I may... Read more »

My Babies Were Born This Way: Raising Gender-riffic Kids

Since becoming a mother, I have learned that all I really care about is that my kids are happy. And healthy. I can only do so much in the healthy department. But, at this stage of the game, I pretty much control their happiness. When it comes to what my kids want to wear in... Read more »

You Could Not Pay Me To Shop On Black Friday

If it’s one thing I will never understand it’s Black Friday. I like to shop. I like to save money. But I don’t care for getting the sh!t beat out of me in the process. But that’s just me. I prefer to lay in bed and turn on the news and see people killing each... Read more »
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Everyone Is Really Courageous, When Hiding Behind Their Keyboard.

There is nothing I love more than kicking another mom when she’s down. It’s so fun. It makes me feel so much better about myself. I just love letting the world know how superior I am to everyone else. While sitting at home alone. Basking in the warm glow of my computer screen. It’s called... Read more »

Girls Night Out: Bad Moms Christmas Style

Last week I had an awesome experience. I got to see the Bad Moms Christmas premiere with a group of my besties. Then, the next day, Shelly and I were invited to interview the stars of the movie. I mean no bigs. Just a normal Monday/Tuesday in our lives. We’re totally used to starting our... Read more »

Sexual Harassment. Enough is Freaking Enough.

The movie 9 to 5 was made in 1980. That’s thirty-seven years ago. Thirty-seven years and it feels like nothing has changed. I have been reflecting this past week on sexual harassment. I have been absolutely shocked by the allegations from so many women against Harvey Weinstein. I can remember being in high school and... Read more »
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Please Stop Telling Kids What to Wear and Who to Be. Just Let Them Be Kids.

My cousin Shelly called me last night to tell me about a story she saw on the news. There is a little girl in Indiana that wanted to make her first communion wearing a suit instead of a dress. You heard me. This little 9 year-old girl had the gall to want to wear pants.... Read more »