It's been over a decade since the Bulls were any where near contention
for the NBA title. And not since 1995, since a t-shirt craze. Back then Chicago was littered with "Michael Chills, City
Sweats" t-shirts about the time Michael Jordan's first return the NBA was a big question mark.
Andy Frye writes for ESPN.com, Men's Health and the Chicago Sun-Times, mostly covering offbeat sports stories and preoccupations of the obsessive sports fan.
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