Parody: "Bus Driver" (Coming to a YouTube channel soon)

Get your Auto Tune ready!  I came up with this a couple of years ago, but there's a possiblity I can actually shoot the video this summer. I think that would be super dope! Just reading this makes me laugh.

For your reference, here's a link to T-Pain's "Bartender."

And now....."Bus Driver" written by Sandria M. Washington

Broke up wit my man last night so I'm waitin' on the bus (so I'm waitin' on the bus)

Put on a fresh white blouse and a mini skirt, standin' on dubs (standin' on dubs)

I'm just looking for somebody to ride wit and show me some love (show me some love)
If you know what I mean...

Uh-Huh...

 

Er'body jockin me soon as I stepped on the stop (I stepped on the stop)

20 n****s and a car nan one of them got (nan one of them got)

Except for this fine choc'lit man that was workin' all the way at the top (all the way at the top)

Honey, what is yo name?

 

Ooooh, he had some seats, to sit

I sat down (just sat)

And then I think he thinks I'm cute

He gave me a wink, I winked back

And then I think that, we hit it off somethin proper like...  

 

I like the buuuuus driiiiiiverrrrr

(Ooooh, if ya lookin' for me)

I'm on the buuuuuus with hiiiiiim

(Uh-huh, OK)

I like the buuuuuus driiiiiiverrrrr

(Yeah, if ya lookin' for me)

I'm on the buuuuuus with hiiiiim)

(Uh-huh, OK)

 

Ain't gotta walk no more so I'm feeling all good inside (all good inside)

Feel like I'm at the buffet with my "big" purse hiding at my side (hiding at my side)

Eating triple layer cake and a key pie with a bit a lime (with a bit a lime)

I'm just keeping it real...

(Uh-Huh) 

 

Baby still working for CTA so I'm getting on free (so I'm getting on free)

After work I'm at the stop, San-dria plus 3 (San-dria plus 3)
Er'time I'm on the bus baby boi taking care of me (taking care of me)
How do you think I feel?

 

Oooh, he gave us seats, to sit

We sat down (just sat)

And now I know he thinks I'm cute

He gave me a wink, I winked back

And then I think that, we gon have fun on his route tonight...

 

   

I like the buuuuus driiiiiiverrrrr

(Ooooh, if ya lookin' for me)

I'm on the buuuuuus with hiiiiiim

(Uh-huh, OK)

I like the buuuuuus driiiiiiverrrrr

(Yeah, if ya lookin' for me)

I'm on the buuuuuus with hiiiiim)

(Uh-huh, OK)

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  • What will be the remix? The Limo driver? lol Nice song.

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