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Raising an American Girl

Raising an American Girl
This is my daughter. Holy shit what a big bag, right? Well, I didn’t pay the tab for the contents of that thing! My mother. I love her in a blind, stupid, overwhelming worship-y way. My mother-in-law. I love her too. And I respect her for her strength and tenacity and single-minded focus. However, it... Read more »

The F*&%ed up and Fabulous Fun of Family Traditions

The F*&%ed up and Fabulous Fun of Family Traditions
Family traditions are important. My husband and I have been taking turns hiding this guy from each other throughout the month of December for the past 10 years. We have no idea why he was given to us because we don’t sing in a choir, we don’t go to church, and we are white as... Read more »

You win some, you lose some

This is me this morning. I has a big saaaaaaaaad face to go with the glob of toothpaste on my chin (that is not doing anything to help dry up the PILES of acne clusters popping up all around my wrinkly face). Sad? Yes. Sad. I. have. failed. Muchos sickos has been the theme here... Read more »
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