Posts tagged "texting your husband"

How I got my husband hooked on dinosaur porn

Somehow my husband and I manage to stay married, which is pretty lucky seeing as we were very young and basically just thought each other to be hot and funny. I didn’t consider money, clearly, since he majored in education and wanted to be a Lutheran school teacher. I didn’t think about how his delicious... Read more »

Why I need a freezer in my bedroom

I get a headache once a month, maybe twice. I’m not headachey, so when I do have a thumpy melon I don’t cope well. Because I KNOW this and because I love my family, I put myself in a time-out so that I don’t damage anybody’s feelings permanently with my horribleness. Last night I was... Read more »