Posts tagged "talking to your kids"

No Child Left Behind

I want my kids to know things. All the things! I don’t want them to be left behind! No child left behind must include my beloved loin fruit and the only way I will know if they are indeed ahead and not behind, is to ask them. I have to pay attention! I am constantly... Read more »

Talking with boys about sex and masturbation: Keep calm and spank on!

A friend of mine witnessed her 12-year old son in the throes of masturbation. The little fella, obviously new to the experience was strugglin’ with the tuggin’. He also didn’t realize that slapping the salami is something that should be done in private, because he left his bedroom door wide open! And that is why... Read more »

DAMMIT, I'm different.

Weaning from the bottle or binky, sleep training and potty training; pffffth….simple! Fielding questions about vaginas, boobs and wieners, how babies are made and whether or not Santa and the Easter Bunny are real; these are just a few of the things that are easier than the dreaded yet inevitable discussion I had with my... Read more »
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