Posts tagged "Lady Boner"

A Procrastination Intervention

A Procrastination Intervention
I want to be the kind of person who is orGANized and MOtiVATED! I want to be the girl who gets birthday cards in the mail on time, writes and sends thank you notes in a reasonable period of time (reasonable being defined as?). I want to be able to twerk like Miley Cyrus. I... Read more »

Clitoris: A feel good story about a touchy subject

At the Knepper house, we speak freely about any and all topics. I am well aware that this is not the case with all families and particularly some of the families of my children’s friends. That is why I always tell my children that certain conversations need to be kept private. At least until they... Read more »

No Child Left Behind

I want my kids to know things. All the things! I don’t want them to be left behind! No child left behind must include my beloved loin fruit and the only way I will know if they are indeed ahead and not behind, is to ask them. I have to pay attention! I am constantly... Read more »
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Why you must set and maintain firm boundaries with your children

I love chocolate. I need it. Chocolate is my family. Specifically dark chocolate, which I know seems odd that I’d be so closely related to something dark when I am frequently asked if I’m an albino, but it’s true. Dark chocolate is a part of me. I am dark chocolate and dark chocolate is me.... Read more »

Let's talk about SEX

DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? Good, thought so. It’s a cheap trick really, using the word SEX the headline for this blog post, but I don’t care. SEX IS IMPORTANT. Talking to kids about sex is as important as talking to them about good nutrition, safety or why the sooner they learn that the worst,... Read more »

Depression - S*&t that everyone should know

Trust me, I am a professional. I really am. Go ahead and look it up, I’ll wait. The vast amount of incorrect information, half truths, and overall crap that is available for our reading pleasure overwhelms me. I’m sure you feel the same sometimes. I ignore everything about the Kardashians because I’m not interested in... Read more »
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Raising an American Girl

Raising an American Girl
This is my daughter. Holy shit what a big bag, right? Well, I didn’t pay the tab for the contents of that thing! My mother. I love her in a blind, stupid, overwhelming worship-y way. My mother-in-law. I love her too. And I respect her for her strength and tenacity and single-minded focus. However, it... Read more »

My name is Nikki and I'm a Pin-a-holic

Okay fine, Al. I'll own my Pinterest problem, seriously, whose really the bitch here? Vice President is second fiddle. If you ain't first, you are last, and I've always thought you were a dingbat of the worst kind.
The Internet is a time sucking menace. Menace! I’m pretty sure the social media site Pinterest is working some internet voodoo. There’s got to be some sort of subliminal sucking in code all meshed in with each image, because I swear to baby Jesus I can’t stop pinning random crap to all my cyber pin... Read more »

Would you like fries with that? Why teenagers should have part time jobs

Would you like fries with that? Why teenagers should have part time jobs
A hot topic in the parenting world today is whether teens should work. Let me re-phrase that. A hot topic in the la-la land-parenting world is whether teens should work. La-di-da…… Of course they should work. Teenagers should do homework, chores, practice whatever thing they are doing for fun or sport. They should work on... Read more »
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My to-do list for 2013

If I’m being honest, sometimes I wish I quit while I was ahead. Don’t get me wrong, I love to write and I always have. I will always be a writer, scribbling down random thoughts, stories and poems like the one I wrote about walking my dog when I was super stoned and how I... Read more »