Posts tagged "Ice cream"

Jesus, George Washington and an iPod - why I don't go into the Apple Store

Girl      Who was in charge before God? Me       Nobody. Girl      Somebody had to be in charge. Me      Yes, I suppose so. I’ve never thought about that. Girl      You should. I think it was probably Jesus or his sister. Me      Did Jesus have a sister? Girl      He did. Me      Who told you that? Girl     You learn... Read more »

Why I need a freezer in my bedroom

I get a headache once a month, maybe twice. I’m not headachey, so when I do have a thumpy melon I don’t cope well. Because I KNOW this and because I love my family, I put myself in a time-out so that I don’t damage anybody’s feelings permanently with my horribleness. Last night I was... Read more »