Posts tagged "humor"
Actual bedtime conversation with my 7 ½ year old daughter below. Girl Who do you love best; Zach (my son) or Dad? Me Oh, Honey, I love them both. I don’t love one more than the other. Girl Yes you do. Everybody loves someone most. I love you most. Me Thank you. I love you... Read more »
My dog sleep pooped the other night. I can’t be sure because I didn’t see it happen, but the vet DID say that she is a reactive pooper so maybe she was reacting to a dream. Whatever this means to my dog is less important in some ways to what it has come to mean... Read more »
I get a headache once a month, maybe twice. I’m not headachey, so when I do have a thumpy melon I don’t cope well. Because I KNOW this and because I love my family, I put myself in a time-out so that I don’t damage anybody’s feelings permanently with my horribleness. Last night I was... Read more »
Boy - Mom, would you help me bandage up this cut on my knee? I think it’s infected? Me- HOLY SHIT! IT’S TOTALLY INFECTED! How did this get so bad? You have to tell me when you have a cut like this! Boy- I forgot. Me- YOU FORGOT? Dude, you could lose a leg... Read more »