I blog about everything OTHER than parenting here:
http://nicoleknepper.wordpress.com/
Are you a real mental health professional?
Yes, but I am also part dragon on my father's side. Only 1/4 so, but enough that the Irish mixes with it and the result is the firey rhetoric that spews out my grille. I have two master's degrees, ADHD and a disorder that causes me to use run-on sentences and shitty grammar. Spell check is cheating, but I do it because I don't want to embarass my mom. HI MOM!
Do you really drink, swear and say obnoxiously blunt things to your children?
Yes, although not as much as I'd like. Most of the time I just try not to hurt them or complain about how much they seem to need to be cleaned and fed because I'm sort of busy doing other stuff like frolicking and figuring out ways to marinate meat so that it's tender as a baby's bottom. And working. I'm a professional you know...
Why did you start blogging and what's up with your Facebook page?
I started blogging because of Facebook. I started the group for my friends, it exploded like my ass during my second pregnancy, it was suggested that I create a blog and place to host my daily rants and so I did. Now it's worldwide. SO COOL, right?
You are sort of a philanthropy freak. Why?
Finally, an easy question. Uncle Ben told Spiderman that with great power, comes great responsibility. Once I realized how many readers I had, I knew that I had a responsibility to educate and raise awareness about the issues that affect us as families. Trust me, I'd rather just get rich off this shit and lay around in my own filth drinking wine and reading smut but it's too late now.
Can I contact you? Can I hire you?
Email me at queenofcussinmwdas@gmail.com with funnies or feedback about my blog or Facebook page.
Email me at nicoletta0220@gmail.com for business (freelance writing, mental health consulting, etc.).
I DO so enjoy hearing from you, but don't start your email with, "I know you are sooooo busy," or apologize for "bothering you," that just makes me crabby and it's so ridiculous, I'm constantly doing absolutely nothing but getting into some sort of tomfoolery or shenanigans.
Literary representation : Jenny Bent, The Bent Agency - Brooklyn, NY
