The Internet is a time sucking menace.
I'm pretty sure the social media site Pinterest is working some internet voodoo. There's got to be some sort of subliminal sucking in code all meshed in with each image, because I swear to baby Jesus I can't stop pinning random crap to all my cyber pin boards. And all this nonsense I "pin" is stuff that I will never get around to cooking, crafting, reading, doing, or visiting. I just can't believe this is my fault! This isn't me at all! I blame Al Gore for inventing such a wonderland of adventure that resembles the rabbit hole Alice fell down after drinking from the bottle that said, “Drink me.”
Damn you, Al. Damn you all to hell.