Talking shit

I love talking shit. And by talking shit, I mean the Urban Dictionary definition #1. Just bullshitting around with words and saying crap that you don’t really mean. OMG I love it. I love talking shit that makes no sense. However, definition #2, I don’t like as much. Insulting someone. Like last night, I was... Read more »

5 Awesome Tips for Stay at Home Parents (How NOT to lose your marbles)

In honor of National Blog Posting Month – #NaBloPoMo, I’ve decided to feature some insanely talented guest blogger buddies of mine here on Moms Who Drink And Swear: Chicago Edition. This is the fourth guest post in the series! My friend, Beth, writes the blog The Cult of Perfect Motherhood. She’s brilliant. BRILLIANT. A year... Read more »

The new Nicholas Sparks comedy - The Best of Me - is HI-larious!

In honor of National Blog Posting Month – #NaBloPoMo, I’ve decided to feature some insanely talented guest blogger buddies of mine here on Moms Who Drink And Swear: Chicago Edition. This is the third guest post in the series. Julie Hammerle is, hands down the pants, one of my favorite bloggers. She’s a little shit... Read more »
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What I know about parenting a teenager because I remember what it felt like to be a teenager being parented

Now that I am the parent of a teenager, I find that I am spending a lot of time trying not to be an asshole in response to some of the asshole things he does. Just when I hit my stride and feel like I “get” my kids, they change and their needs change and... Read more »

Twatter: Social Media for Senior Citizens

In honor of National Blog Posting Month – #NaBloPoMo, I’ve decided to feature some insanely talented guest blogger buddies of mine here on Moms Who Drink And Swear: Chicago Edition. This is the second guest post in the series and holy shit…I can’t even tell you how much I love it without making joyful noise,... Read more »

Abby has issues with Target

In honor of National Blog Posting Month – #NaBloPoMo, I’ve decided to feature some insanely talented guest blogger buddies of mine here on Moms Who Drink And Swear: Chicago Edition. I don’t want you to choke on the funny, so please put down your drink and swallow that gob of you kid’s Halloween candy you... Read more »
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I Love the C-Word

I asked my friend Kim who writes the blog,

Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans

She also wore a fucking mime costume to the mall and went naked at a nude beach.
Ebola. JUST KIDDING! I want to tell you something that will inspire you so fucking much, you will either change a few things in your life, do nothing different, OR maybe you will do that stupid negative self talk like a wussy and be jealous and all, “I’m a loser,” and talk yourself out of... Read more »

Another post about lice because OMG fuck lice!

A descendant of American Revolution Heroes tweeted this to me today. I got itchy because FUCK LICE! It’s so awful in every fucking way that just thinking about when my family had to deal with the blood sucking bastards makes my sympathetic nervous system go ape shit. APE SHIT I SAY! Here is the tweet.... Read more »
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Teachable moments and assholes

I hope both of my children will grow up to be confident and independent adults. It would kill me if, as adults, they turned out to be mom’s basement dwelling assholes, unable to hack it in the real world. I’m trying to do my part as a parent to teach them the basic life skills... Read more »