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Posts tagged "vodka"

Someone Put a Curse on Me

Someone Put a Curse on Me
Holy shit. It’s been like two weeks since I’ve posted a blog. I’m such a bad blogger. But you probably didn’t even notice I was gone. JERKS! How can you not notice I’ve been MIA. What if something happened to me, and none of you poops called for help. Seriously though. It’s been a busy... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 17, 2011 at 4:54 pm
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In the liquor aisle: babies drinking beer

Today I hugged a random child and I felt such compassion and love for her, I thought I was going to cry. Then I got over it. While working in the liquor aisle, I constantly see parents…no wait, “parents” bring in their children while they buy some booze and smokes. I have gotten to know... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 20, 2010 at 3:56 pm
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Milk dud of the week: attempted robbery

In this week’s episode of Milk Dud of the Week we learn that people will do just about anything to get a drink. Of alcohol, that is. WOW. Would you have helped us? JENNYMILK *Author’s note: Clearly…it was my coworker and not I, that truly saved the day. Next time friends…next time. Tell me what... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 16, 2010 at 2:59 pm
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Most Expensive Alcohol

The price we pay to get inebriated. Today I found our priciest alcohol at the liquor store. It costs $599.99 (we have two of them if you’re interested). It got me thinking…how much are people willing to pay to get intoxicated? For more details on the most expensive alcohol check out the link. Happy Drinking... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 16, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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Get me some vodka, eggs and a Lady

While picking up some vodka, some of my patrons also tried to pick up…a woman. Day three of working in the liquor aisle, I discovered men have no shame (and really bad pickup lines). Thanks, Polish Vodka! Some of today’s most memorable lines: -You are Polish aren’t you?-Yes, I am.-You know how I could tell?-No... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 10, 2010 at 3:51 pm
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In the Liquor Aisle

I recently started working at a liquor store. No, I didn’t get laid off or quit Television…I am just helping my dad at his store. Yes that’s right, my Polish family owns a liquor store. Stereotype? Perhaps. Awesome? You bet. Now, the establishment doesn’t only sell liquor (insert shameless plug here) we have delicious baked... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 8, 2010 at 4:20 pm
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