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The most annoying thing ever

I grudgingly woke up and sauntered into the bathroom. I yawned and reached to pull down my undies and plop my rear onto the toilet seat. That’s when I saw it. The empty role of toilet paper. AKA the most annoying thing ever. *SCREAMS* The worst part is there wasn’t any extra in our apartment... Read more »

By Jenny Milk,
June 3, 2010 at 10:27 am

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Forwards from mom: the miracle of toilet paper

In today’s edition of somewhat amusing email forwards from my mom…Mama milk shows us that all men are indeed eeediots. Fresh from my shower I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he comes up with a suggestion... Read more »

By Jenny Milk,
April 29, 2010 at 11:15 am

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