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Posts tagged "sexy"

Breast Sizes Around the World

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  And now…BOOBS AROUND THE WORLD! What better way to learn Geography, than to study the chest size of women all over the world! I say NO, there is no better way. Unless you’re studying penis size, then ladies all over the nation would suddenly become math majors engrossed in numbers…LARGE numbers, if you know... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 28, 2011 at 4:02 pm
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Shit my husband says: Love kills

Shit my husband says: Love kills
He said whaat?! Sometimes too much of a good thing….can KILL you. Even when that thing, is LOVE. I wouldn’t say I necessarily love my husband TOO much…I mean, I like the smell of his feet and don’t care if he’s shitting less than two feet away from me while I’m brushing my teeth. Turns... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 28, 2011 at 7:29 am
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Flatulence is not sexy.

Flatulence is not sexy.
He said whaat?! Sometimes I don’t know whether to cry or to laugh. The other morning, I was in the bedroom getting ready while my husband was in the shower playing with the soap or whatever it is he does in there, when all of a sudden I hear the loudest, most obnoxious noise ever…... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 13, 2011 at 6:18 am
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Shit my husband says: sexy

    He said whaat?!   Usually I drive my husband to the train station in the morning so he doesn’t have to wait for the bus. Today I was too tired to get up. Apparently he really suffered from my decision. You left me for dead. I got harassed by three homeless people and a... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
September 30, 2010 at 4:33 pm
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Accidental deep throat

Accidental deep throat
YES, because this ad for beta-carotene is totally not implying anything sexual. Thanks, Polish advertising! JENNYMILK Send me your ideas at Milkin’ it Follow JennyMilk on Twitter... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 31, 2010 at 3:41 pm
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10 things women think about during sex

Sexy time, please? I once read an advice column that said if your partner wants sex everyday, you should oblige to his/her requests. It went on to say just because you don’t feel like enjoying a little afternoon delight, doesn’t mean he/she should be left unfulfilled. I totally agree. I mean how many times have you... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 14, 2010 at 10:47 am
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Butt cleavage: don't do crack

Buttock Cleavage is indigenous to shopping malls and crowds of teenage girls. Ass Cleavage. It’s a real thing. A real gross thing. If you look up buttock cleavage in Wikipedia you’ll find this definition: a minor exposure of the buttocks and the gluteal cleft, often because of low-slung trousers. MY definition of butt cleavage? REPULSIVE... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 12, 2010 at 3:32 pm
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Dog gets humped

Sorry I’ve been kind of missing in action from my blog. I’ve been busy (sleeping). Oh, you haven’t noticed that I’ve been gone? Oh…well, OK let’s move on then. I went home to visit my family this week for my mom’s birthday and ended up spending the day at the dog park with my sister... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 7, 2010 at 11:14 am
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Most Gorgeous Actresses

In honor of Oscar night I would like to share with you my list of most gorgeous actresses. Whether they’re on the big screen or on your television set, these ladies know how to light my fire. So without further ado, here is my list of top 10 most beautiful actresses... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 7, 2010 at 6:53 pm
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It's Sexy to Wear This....

Sometimes we just need a little reminder that life is fragile and fleeting. I saw something the other day that made me stop and pay complete notice. Danica Patrick. Courtesy FHM No. It wasn’t Danica Patrick….but it was still something pretty sexy. I am not the PSA type of girl, but something about this ad... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 20, 2010 at 4:01 pm
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