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Posts tagged "relationships"

Don't Forget the Pet Names!

What’s in a name? Apparently a lot of hidden meanings. I was having a Google chat conversation with my husband today when I congratulated him on his latest achievement. Instead of typing the usual (and somewhat obligatory) “Congrats Sweetie handsome sexy best husband in the universe”, I just typed his name. We’ll call him Wayne... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 21, 2011 at 2:22 pm
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Shit my husband says: Tacos

Shit my husband says: Tacos
Don’t forget my tacos, bitch. ….. Sorry I keep saying bitch. I mean ‘friend’. He’s so awesome. JENNYMILK @JennyMilk Milkin’ it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 1, 2011 at 7:46 am
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Woman Sues After Almost Dying From Vibrator Injury

Woman Sues After Almost Dying From Vibrator Injury
 Hey, some of us like the pain. *Cough* Masochist. Apparently, some girl from California is suing the company that made her vibrator for $25,000 after the sex toy (allegedly) nearly killed her. I started to get faint from the loss of blood. My boyfriend called 911. By the time they got there, I was in... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
October 14, 2011 at 10:05 am
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Do In-Laws Really NEED to Meet?

Do In-Laws Really NEED to Meet?
I’ve been married more than 2 years and my parents have never met my in-laws. It’s kind of awesome. Don’t get me wrong, I tried once or twice to arrange a meeting between the two sets of parents, but because of unforeseen circumstances (read: drama), it has never worked out. Perhaps it has something to... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
October 11, 2011 at 10:13 am
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Sue Your EX for Lack of Sex

Sue Your EX for Lack of Sex
Like most true blooded Americans, I am waiting for my big break. And when I say break, I mean literally break my bones while slipping on a city street or something. That’s where the money is at, right? Suing people. Sue the shit out of someone and collect big. Turns out, it’s not just Americans... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
September 6, 2011 at 6:36 pm
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See that Zit? It's Like Your Relationship

See that Zit? It's Like Your Relationship
A relationship is like a zit. You know it’s there, growing under your skin, and no matter how much your dermatologist tells you not to pick at it, you always do. Dermatologist = therapist. No relationship is perfect. But humans women tend to dig out the negative aspects and agonize over all the pussy details... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 22, 2011 at 8:21 am
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Relationships Make You Fat

Relationships Make You Fat
I don’t care who you are, relationships make you fat. That’s right, love makes your cellulite bumpier and your belly stick out over your jeans. It’s inevitable. Last night I came home to my husband baking a batch of Ghiradelli Turtle brownies. I know what you’re thinking…”Wow, what an amazing guy that cooks and bakes... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 25, 2011 at 7:26 am
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Relationships are Like Eating Mushy Apples

Relationships are Like Eating Mushy Apples
You know what I realized this morning? I am an incredible wife. And you know how I came to that conclusion? Well, it was pretty simple, actually. I ate a lumpy apple. I know what you’re thinking. How does that show  you’re a great wife, Jenny? Well friend, it’s the little things that make a... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 18, 2011 at 6:47 am
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Being Dirty in A Relationship--Where'd You Learn that?

There’s been a pile of laundry laying atop my living room couch for the past three days. Or is it lying atop the couch? Who cares. I feel like I write a lot about dirty laundry and not wanting to pick shit up or wash the dishes. But isn’t that normal? Who in God’s name... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 7, 2011 at 3:32 pm
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I'm Sick of Facebook: Stop the Porn and Spam!

I'm Sick of Facebook: Stop the Porn and Spam!
I have to vent. Facebook is turning into a giant shithole of sex, porn and spam. Oh shithole isn’t one word? Get over it. I’ve been accepting random friendship requests because that’s what I do. I talk to strangers assuming they requested me because they read my little blog. So I give them access to... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm
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