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Posts tagged "relationship"

Spoiled Milk: Spilled Milk (Literally)

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My wife HATES messes. If I leave a sock on the couch I get a note/text/lecture/how-to-video on how I messed up and need to clean up after myself. My wife also hates when we have to spend money because of carelessness.  Today I come home after a long day of work to respond to some... Read more »
By MattKnutson,
January 26, 2011 at 9:12 pm
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Shit my husband says: 2011

  He said whaat?!   Hey all! Hope everyone had a fabulous start to 2011. I took a little holiday hiatus from the blog in order to rest up but mainly to cater to my lazy ass husband who took the past 2 weeks off of work and has been sitting around the apartment in his... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 2, 2011 at 6:44 pm
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Testing the limits of your relationship

If you ever want to test the limits of your relationship, try moving together. No, not moving in together…but actually physically moving your furniture from one place to another. My husband and I finished moving our crap from our apartment last night. And as predicted it went smoothly. NOT. The evening was full of cussing, slamming... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
September 23, 2010 at 4:48 pm
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What to do when your man is away

What to do when your man is away
Lonely without your lover? So my husband has been gone on vacation for about...hmm…2.5 days now. And I miss him. How big of a loser am I. When I found out about his departure I was telling one of my good friends that I was SO excited for him to leave so I could have... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 30, 2010 at 7:38 am
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An unhappy husband is the secret to a happy marriage

An unhappy husband is the secret to a happy marriage
Are you miserable enough, yet? SUCCESS. If I want my marriage to work, apparently I need to ensure that my husband is miserable. Easy enough. A new study shows that the risk of divorce is higher when your husband is happier than his female counterpart. Economists are calling it the Happiness Gap, I call it Withholding... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 26, 2010 at 9:34 am
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Why you don't need a man

You don’t need a man for pleasure. At least that’s what my mom tells me. Mama Milk once instructed me that if I want sexual pleasure, I shouldn’t have to rely on a man to get it. Jenny, you don’t need a man to please you. If you want an orgasm, you can do it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 17, 2010 at 12:19 pm
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I Don't Cook, Clean or Put Icky Things Near My Mouth

There are just some things in life I am not meant to do. For example….no matter how much I could want to be a CPA or accountant ($ cha-ching $) I could never compute numbers. My brain just does not work that way. I also could never be an artist…because the extent of my abilities... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 23, 2010 at 4:10 pm
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