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Posts tagged "polish"

Texts From Mom

Even though she’s known him nearly three years now…my mother keeps calling my husband by the wrong name. Granted, she does have a slight accent, but that really shouldn’t come into play during text message. O! I forgot to ask about the gift for savana when i saw math , so you can find out... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
December 13, 2011 at 9:10 am
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Someone Put a Curse on Me

Someone Put a Curse on Me
Holy shit. It’s been like two weeks since I’ve posted a blog. I’m such a bad blogger. But you probably didn’t even notice I was gone. JERKS! How can you not notice I’ve been MIA. What if something happened to me, and none of you poops called for help. Seriously though. It’s been a busy... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 17, 2011 at 4:54 pm
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Sexy Grocery List

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My sister found this note at the store today. I uploaded it twice so you can read all the awesomeness this person had on his/her list. It’s going to be a busy weekend with all that big ass b*tch porno. JENNYMILK Author’s note: for all us Polish speakers out there…don’t you just love the “Big... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
September 1, 2011 at 9:20 am
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Jenny In the Shower

Jenny In the Shower
Today I got apple cider vinegar in my eye while showering. It stung. Carry on.   JENNYMILK @JennyMilk Milkin’ it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 30, 2011 at 7:52 am
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Who's your daddy?

Who's your daddy?
  Sometimes I wonder if my parents are losing their minds. I had a missed call from my dad the other day so I called him back. This is how the conversation went… Jenny: Hi, it’s me. Did you call? Dad: Uhh. Hi. Who is this? Jenny: Your daughter. Dad: Which daughter? Jenny: JENNY! Dad... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 20, 2011 at 7:05 pm
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Random video day: Part 2

It’s time for random video day. The day of the week where I post arbitrary recordings of my life. This week my dog drinks poopy bird bath water and I spot an ugly car. Enjoy! Check out the horrendous looking car I saw after the jump.   JENNYMILK Become a fan of Milkin’ it and tell me YOUR... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 14, 2010 at 3:36 pm
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The best pierogi

MMM Pierogi In honor of all the Polish pride Chicago is showcasing this week I would like to revisit an old favorite of mine. Pierogi Fest. Poles sure do know how to cook. And eat. JENNYMILK Become a fan of Milkin’ it and tell me about your favorite Polish Foods. Follow JennyMilk on Twitter Author’s note... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 14, 2010 at 9:38 am
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Growing up Polish in Chicago: the language

Polish Entourage Being Polish is like having an entourage. Except it’s an entourage of Polish people, so it’s pretty hilarious. Mmm, Vodka. If you’re a Pole you’re immediately connected to other Polish people and can spot them from a mile away. How? I have no idea, it’s like some sort of Polish radar, or maybe it’s... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 11, 2010 at 1:19 pm
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Polish Sausage

What kind of sausage do you prefer? Yum. Sausage. Long and lean or thick and juicy? Thanks, Polish Sausage! (which ironically used to be my nickname) JENNYMILK... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 6, 2010 at 3:31 pm
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Drink away the crazy

What would you do if you found out you were going to have a baby girl? From babies to grown women, all girls make you wanna drink. That’s right. Drink. Heavily. Apparently my dad agrees, he sells these Jim Beam bottles at his store (and with good reason: he’s got two girls of his own).Drink... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 23, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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