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Posts tagged "polish jokes"

Earless dog and a polish joke

What do you get when you mix a lost dog and a Polish woman? I have no idea but the following picture is hilarious. Here’s the back story: We found a lost dog that resembles a Beagle outside of our store the other day. We are keeping it until we find the owner. One of... Read more »

A Polish divorce

We poles can take a joke. A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting... Read more »

Growing up Polish in Chicago: the language

Polish Entourage Being Polish is like having an entourage. Except it’s an entourage of Polish people, so it’s pretty hilarious. Mmm, Vodka. If you’re a Pole you’re immediately connected to other Polish people and can spot them from a mile away. How? I have no idea, it’s like some sort of Polish radar, or maybe it’s... Read more »
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In the Liquor Aisle

I recently started working at a liquor store. No, I didn’t get laid off or quit Television…I am just helping my dad at his store. Yes that’s right, my Polish family owns a liquor store. Stereotype? Perhaps. Awesome? You bet. Now, the establishment doesn’t only sell liquor (insert shameless plug here) we have delicious baked... Read more »