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Someone Put a Curse on Me

Someone Put a Curse on Me
Holy shit. It’s been like two weeks since I’ve posted a blog. I’m such a bad blogger. But you probably didn’t even notice I was gone. JERKS! How can you not notice I’ve been MIA. What if something happened to me, and none of you poops called for help. Seriously though. It’s been a busy... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 17, 2011 at 4:54 pm
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Smells like roses

We all want to know what true happiness feels like, right? Well something tells me these Polish Magazines are advocating something a little, can we say….”out there” in order to achieve utter bliss... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 15, 2010 at 5:59 pm
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Get me some vodka, eggs and a Lady

While picking up some vodka, some of my patrons also tried to pick up…a woman. Day three of working in the liquor aisle, I discovered men have no shame (and really bad pickup lines). Thanks, Polish Vodka! Some of today’s most memorable lines: -You are Polish aren’t you?-Yes, I am.-You know how I could tell?-No... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 10, 2010 at 3:51 pm
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Lucky at the Liquor Store

I don’t get it. How are some people born so lucky? I worked a total of eight hours today at the liquor store and in that time frame, one woman won at least $400 off instant tickets. How? Why? …..and why not me? I guess some people are born with the lucky gene. They play... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 9, 2010 at 6:53 pm
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