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Posts tagged "love"

Why Can't the Husband Change His Last Name?

Why Can't the Husband Change His Last Name?
I used to be the type of girl that vomited sappy “I love you’s” to my boyfriend on his Facebook wall. I used to declare my adoration with nauseous inside jokes so that others could see. Now, I keep it (semi) private. Why? Because I feel if you have to overdo it with constant and... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 22, 2011 at 12:02 pm
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Spicy Balls

Spicy Balls
I’m not sure if this should be categorized under shit my husband says, or really random shit my husband does. We’re sitting on the couch last night when he grazes his errr….privates, looks at me with pain pouring out of his eyes and says… Man, I did it again. I touched my balls after eating... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 9, 2011 at 6:50 am
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Go Ahead--Blame Your Loved One for Everything

Go Ahead--Blame Your Loved One for Everything
Go ahead, pick me a winner Jennifer. Somehow I managed to stick my finger up my nose while washing my face this morning. Not sure how that happened exactly, but I’m pretty sure I can somehow blame it on my husband. Even though he wasn’t even home when the finger incident occurred, I still feel... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 27, 2011 at 8:25 am
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Tittie Love (this is not porn)

Tittie Love (this is not porn)
He said whaat?! My husband really has a way with words. He’s never one to shy away from flowery poetry or romantic wording in order to express his profound and extremely deep love for the woman of his life: me. But sometimes even I can’t comprehend the amazing ability this man has to put together... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 24, 2011 at 1:57 pm
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Loves Notes Keep it Spicy

Loves Notes Keep it Spicy
Aw how sweet….NOT. I love when my husband leaves me little notes around the house… Now, does he mean F him in the sense that he would like an erotic getaway with his wife to the Caribbean or the kind of F him that means he’s slowly losing his mind and needs someone to punch... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 17, 2011 at 7:53 am
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Shit my Husband Says: Divine Love

Shit my Husband Says: Divine Love
He said whaat?!   Turns out my husband isn’t the only one who “loves” me. Listen, Jesus loves you and I love you. It’s the best of both worlds. Does he think I’m having some sort of mid-life crisis or something? Do I need to be reminded that our Holy Savior loves me? Of course... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 11, 2011 at 8:45 am
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My Husband Cheated on Me

My Husband Cheated on Me
Who knew he was capable of having an affair….. My husband cheated on me. I felt it in my gut; something wasn’t quite right with us. So I decided to swallow my pride and all of my fears and ask him the one question I never wanted to hear the answer to. Did you cheat... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 3, 2011 at 8:21 pm
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Shit my husband says: Love kills

Shit my husband says: Love kills
He said whaat?! Sometimes too much of a good thing….can KILL you. Even when that thing, is LOVE. I wouldn’t say I necessarily love my husband TOO much…I mean, I like the smell of his feet and don’t care if he’s shitting less than two feet away from me while I’m brushing my teeth. Turns... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 28, 2011 at 7:29 am
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What if your husband laughs at an ethnic slur?

What if your husband laughs at an ethnic slur?
  My husband and I were watching a rerun of SNL this weekend and out of nowhere there was a Polish joke. It wasn’t funny. He laughed. I didn’t. *Gasp* I actually got a little peeved at him. I mean, who the hell laughs at a Polish joke when his wife is purebred Polack? Oh... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 24, 2011 at 4:07 pm
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The oldest condom in the world

The oldest condom in the world
Time to brush up on your sex history. It’s Friday. What better day to learn something. About sex. Use of the condom was first noted in published literature in the early 1500s. The device was originally made of linen, and historians believe the legendary lover Casanova used linen condoms. Maybe Casanova was on to something... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 21, 2011 at 9:24 am
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