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Posts tagged "liquor"

He Can't Afford to Pay Child Support

He Can't Afford to Pay Child Support
You know what’s really impressive? A guy that religiously pays his child support and tries to see his kid whenever he gets the chance. You know what’s not so impressive? A dude that has thousands of dollars in back pay for his child support and tries to make the last $2,000 by playing a shit... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 26, 2011 at 4:55 pm
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No Sex for You!

No Sex for You!
In the Liquor Aisle… I must have the kind of face that begs people to tell me their problems. Because almost every day in the liquor aisle I am accosted by some old man or lady that wants to tell me about his/her entire life story. How they met their first wife during the war... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 27, 2011 at 4:11 pm
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In the Liquor Aisle: Wait a damn second!

In the Liquor Aisle: Wait a damn second!
In the Liquor Aisle….FOOLS I’ve had just about enough of urine smelling bums giving me lip at the store. Not only do you reek like a lavatory with a face but you act like a total d-bagger. I can’t tell you how many people come in and do this…. Let me ring you up FIRST... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 13, 2011 at 4:46 pm
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In the liquor aisle: moron uses declined card

In the Liquor Aisle… In this week’s edition of In the Liquor Aisle I remind you that people who work as cashiers are not dumbasses. Typical liquor store patron walks into store. He’s older, leathery and his cologne smells of booze and cigars. The gentleman slams a bottle of vodka on the counter and presents... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 16, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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Drunk dancing. Embarrassing---or not?

Drunk dancing. Embarrassing---or not?
Don’t do it. Don’t you be the dancing drunk. In today’s edition of In the Liquor Aisle….we discuss drunk dancing. Every week I am privy to meeting many unique types of drunkards at the liquor store. From the sloppy drunk, to the quiet drunk and of course everyone’s favorite….the obnoxious drunk. But today, I was... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 9, 2011 at 3:53 pm
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Jugs for Jesus

Jugs for Jesus
In this week’s edition of….in the liquor aisle: There’s this little Filipino man that comes into the store on a weekly basis and asks to buy porn magazines. Except he never has any money to purchase anything. He just walks in, takes off his backpack, shows me his bag of pennies and then proudly announces... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 15, 2011 at 3:23 pm
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In the liquor aisle: babies drinking beer

Today I hugged a random child and I felt such compassion and love for her, I thought I was going to cry. Then I got over it. While working in the liquor aisle, I constantly see parents…no wait, “parents” bring in their children while they buy some booze and smokes. I have gotten to know... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 20, 2010 at 3:56 pm
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In the liquor aisle: people want free stuff

In today’s edition of In the Liquor Aisle we meet the downfall of society. AKA people who think they can get things for free. Today a man walked into the store and asked for matches to light his cigarette. Not a cigarette he purchased at our store, just A cigarette he brought in off the... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 6, 2010 at 3:57 pm
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In the liquor aisle: people who cut in line

I’m only buying an apple, I feel I deserve to cut in front of 20 people. In today’s edition of In the Liquor Aisle…morons that think they can cut in line depending on the type of item they are buying. Just because you are buying an apple instead of a case of beer, you think... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 22, 2010 at 4:46 pm
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People are idiots

You know what pisses me off? Eeediots. Eeediots piss me off. Like the idiot today that paid for his beer in what could have only been urine soaked dollar bills (the man himself smells like a walking urinal)! Or the dimwit that comes into the store and demands to get change for a dollar bill... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 4, 2010 at 4:34 pm
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