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Posts tagged "liquor store"

Someone Put a Curse on Me

Someone Put a Curse on Me
Holy shit. It’s been like two weeks since I’ve posted a blog. I’m such a bad blogger. But you probably didn’t even notice I was gone. JERKS! How can you not notice I’ve been MIA. What if something happened to me, and none of you poops called for help. Seriously though. It’s been a busy... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 17, 2011 at 4:54 pm
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In the liquor aisle: banning ugly people from the store

In the liquor aisle: banning ugly people from the store
In today’s edition of in the liquor aisle….LET’S BAN UGLY PEOPLE! I’m going to start banning all ugly people from shopping at the liquor store. Sure, it’s judgmental and I could probably get in a lot trouble for it. Plus, the store would lose a crap ton of money, but what do I care. I... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 9, 2011 at 4:17 pm
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Love notes from a stranger

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So there’s this guy that always comes into the store and never buys anything. He basically waddles in, mutters something about (dirty) magazines and says he’ll be back tomorrow to buy something. The guy (or is it kid?) is actually pretty endearing and harmless. That is, I used to think he was innocent until he... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 16, 2010 at 4:34 pm
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In the liquor aisle: losers lacking money

In today’s In the Liquor Aisle, I discuss cheapskates who think they can buy something for less than it’s worth. I’ve only been working at the liquor store for about two months now, but already I’ve noticed a trend (besides the outrageous number of people attempting to use their Link Cards to buy booze and... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 16, 2010 at 10:41 am
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Naughty Boy

Today I had an encounter with a very naughty customer. At least that’s how he referred to himself. I’m so sorry I’ve been a very naughty boy. Can you forgive me? Sure perve face, I can forgive your sexual come-ons. This is what my perve customer was probably daydreaming about. When you work in sales... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 22, 2010 at 11:58 pm
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Most Expensive Alcohol

The price we pay to get inebriated. Today I found our priciest alcohol at the liquor store. It costs $599.99 (we have two of them if you’re interested). It got me thinking…how much are people willing to pay to get intoxicated? For more details on the most expensive alcohol check out the link. Happy Drinking... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 16, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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Lucky at the Liquor Store

I don’t get it. How are some people born so lucky? I worked a total of eight hours today at the liquor store and in that time frame, one woman won at least $400 off instant tickets. How? Why? …..and why not me? I guess some people are born with the lucky gene. They play... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 9, 2010 at 6:53 pm
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