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Different types of drunk

April is Alcohol Awareness month. That’s according to the ILCC news, aka the Illinois Liquor Control Commission newsletter which my dad made me read today. And in honor of all the liquored up ladies and boozed up boys, I would like to discuss the different types of drunk faces we wear while knocking back shots... Read more »

By Jenny Milk,
April 6, 2010 at 3:53 pm

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How to pick a wedgie

When is the right time to pick it? You know, a wedgie. The horribly uncomfortable feeling knowing that a handful of people are about to witness your hand sneak down into your pants in order to pull something out of your fleshy crevice. We’ve all been there. Well, at least I have. Just the other... Read more »

By Jenny Milk,
March 18, 2010 at 9:48 am

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