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Posts tagged "kids"

Sketchy Babysitter

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I got this note in the mail yesterday. It kind of creeps me out. Not sure if I’d let Sandy take any of my spawn into her own home. JENNYMILK Milkin’ it @JennyMilk                ... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
September 13, 2011 at 7:05 am
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He Doesn't Want to Marry You! (Video)

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This video pretty much shows the complex relationship between man and woman. Woman nags at man in whiny voice begging him to marry her. Man adamantly refuses. mom: Why are you crying? little boy: Because she wants to marry me. little girl: I WILL marry you! Yes I am! little boy: NOOOOO (shrieks) little girl... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 27, 2011 at 6:09 am
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Everyone is Pregnant!

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Holy Babies! I feel like everyone I know is either pregnant or giving birth at this very second. I’m pretty sure I just heard a baby slip through someone’s vagina a second ago. Seriously. It’s like baby mania all around me and I’m starting to feel pressured… NOT. I’m still super young and can’t even... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 30, 2011 at 9:38 am
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Puppy love: a kid's love letter

At what age does a female start exhibiting the typical girl traits? You know, characteristics that include being overly emotional and boy crazy. Due to today’s happenings I am led to believe that it begins, oh let’s say, by age five. Dear Javier…I mean James. Today I witnessed a five-year-old girl writing a love note... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 18, 2010 at 10:40 am
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Living together before marriage

Playing house can be fun, but at what cost? It’s a controversial topic: should two individuals who are dating, but not married, move in together? As the old adage goes…why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? I personally have nothing against moving in with someone before marriage. I lived with... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 24, 2010 at 9:39 am
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Funny babies

They drool, they poop and they scream relentlessly. Babies. Love ‘em or hate ‘em they are pretty darn cute. If you’re like me, you have a sort of complicated relationship with children. They can be utterly hilarious to observe, but not so funny when you see them pee all over your brand new couch. That... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 18, 2010 at 8:20 pm
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How fairy tales really end

We all want a fairy tale life. Don’t we? Maybe you’ll change your mind after finding out how most fairy tales really end. Check out these amazing Fallen Princesses. And if you love those pictures, check out one of my favorite artists and one of her greatest songs. JENNYMILK... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 12, 2010 at 5:03 pm
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Facebook Fornicating

You know what’s weird? Being friends with your mom on Facebook. You know what’s even weirder? Putting up pictures of you and your boyfriend kissing in bed together for her to see. Call me old fashioned, but I barely feel comfortable letting my husband kiss or touch me in front of my family, let alone... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 3, 2010 at 11:22 am
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How I Killed and Lived To Tell

I remember it like it was yesterday. The day my hamster, “Sam” was eaten alive (or was it a gerbil named “Max”, either way the rodent is dead and clearly my memory is fuzzy). My sister and I were youngsters and each had our own pet hamster (let’s just stick with hamster). Mine was a black... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 27, 2010 at 2:40 pm
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I Don't Cook, Clean or Put Icky Things Near My Mouth

There are just some things in life I am not meant to do. For example….no matter how much I could want to be a CPA or accountant ($ cha-ching $) I could never compute numbers. My brain just does not work that way. I also could never be an artist…because the extent of my abilities... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 23, 2010 at 4:10 pm
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