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Posts tagged "jennymilk"

My Last Post

My Last Post
A few weeks back I posed a question: why can’t the Husband change his last name? Turns out, one of my readers (a dude) did actually change his last name for his bride. Here’s his story (names have been changed so you shits don’t stalk him). Here’s how it happened. Anne Tag and I (Matt... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 3, 2012 at 6:01 am
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Vote for me!

Vote for me!
Vote for me! Hi my lovelies… I have a favor to ask. I’m in this contest to be the next host of this website called “ClickVision TV”. And since I know you all loooove me, I want to ask for your help….vote for me! All you do is click on the link below and log... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 7, 2011 at 9:18 am
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Shit my husband says: 2011

  He said whaat?!   Hey all! Hope everyone had a fabulous start to 2011. I took a little holiday hiatus from the blog in order to rest up but mainly to cater to my lazy ass husband who took the past 2 weeks off of work and has been sitting around the apartment in his... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 2, 2011 at 6:44 pm
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JennyMilk on WGN Radio 7/10/2010

In case you missed me on WGN radio this past weekend, I am bestowing upon you the gift of the podcast. Let me fulfill your radio fantasies after the jump. Milkin’ it on WGN Radio 7/10/2010 Thanks to my amazing hosts, Alex Quigley and Amy Guth.  If you would like to hear more of me... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 14, 2010 at 4:54 pm
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Nothin' to sneeze at

Dear readers, Today, I am sick. Not like life threatening sick laying in bed with a 111 fever. Just your average I can’t fathom going to work type of sick. You know, where you are blowing snot all over your own arm every 15 seconds and you have to shove a tissue up your nose... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 9, 2010 at 12:55 pm
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In the liquor aisle: people who cut in line

I’m only buying an apple, I feel I deserve to cut in front of 20 people. In today’s edition of In the Liquor Aisle…morons that think they can cut in line depending on the type of item they are buying. Just because you are buying an apple instead of a case of beer, you think... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 22, 2010 at 4:46 pm
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Milk Dud of the Week

Milk Dud of the Week
It seems like every week there is some eeediot that does something to piss me off. SO I’ve decided to do a new weekly video segment highlighting some of the morons that I encounter. I now bring to you the very first installment of Milk Dud of the Week. Yep, that pretty much sums up... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm
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Forwards from mom: When I grow up...

It’s time for another edition of Forwards from Mom. A special segment where I share with you some of the kooky emails mama milk sends me. When asked to draw a picture of what her mommy does for a living, a first grade girl handed in the picture below… After it was “graded” and the... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 27, 2010 at 6:07 pm
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Talk like Shakespeare day

Mayor Richard Daley has deemed Friday April 23rd Talk like Shakespeare Day in Chicago. It is in honor of what some consider to be William Shakespeare’s 446th Birthday. To celebrate this oddball day I would like to share with you some of my own spoken word that was caught on tape on Mister Shakes 445th... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 22, 2010 at 10:12 am
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Pat Tomasulo kicks kid's ass?

You may know him as the sarcastic sports anchor on WGNtv in the mornings. Or you may even confuse the sound of his voice as that of Gilbert Gottfried‘s. Or perhaps you are like my husband and you hate him because he makes your wife laugh. No matter how you know him, Pat Tomasulo is... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 21, 2010 at 5:57 pm
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