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Posts tagged "@in the liquor aisle"

Someone Put a Curse on Me

Someone Put a Curse on Me
Holy shit. It’s been like two weeks since I’ve posted a blog. I’m such a bad blogger. But you probably didn’t even notice I was gone. JERKS! How can you not notice I’ve been MIA. What if something happened to me, and none of you poops called for help. Seriously though. It’s been a busy... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 17, 2011 at 4:54 pm
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Is it OK to Lie to Your Partner about Winning the Lottery?

Is it OK to Lie to Your Partner about Winning the Lottery?
Everybody lies….sometime. There’s nothing worse than lying to the person you love most. Why? Because you put your whole entire faith, soul and heart into the love of your life, hoping they won’t take all the pieces of you and shatter them into something unrecognizable. But sometimes lying to your spouse or partner can be... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 8, 2011 at 6:04 pm
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Buying Condoms Can Be Awkward

Buying Condoms Can Be Awkward
In the Liquor Aisle… I was slaving away In the Liquor Aisle today, when a middle aged gentleman who frequents the store approached the checkout line with several items. The purchase didn’t seem to be anything out of the ordinary; a few freshly baked buns, a salad from the deli, some sausage and some beer... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 1, 2011 at 5:44 pm
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Apparently I'm Prejudiced

In the Liquor Aisle… This week I was called prejudiced by one of my customers in the Liquor aisle.It pissed me off. Not because I am prejudiced, but because his use of the word infuriated me beyond belief. Here’s how it went down. I’m standing behind the counter with a female co-worker when a gentleman... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 6, 2011 at 11:43 am
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No Sex for You!

No Sex for You!
In the Liquor Aisle… I must have the kind of face that begs people to tell me their problems. Because almost every day in the liquor aisle I am accosted by some old man or lady that wants to tell me about his/her entire life story. How they met their first wife during the war... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 27, 2011 at 4:11 pm
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In the Liquor Aisle: Wait a damn second!

In the Liquor Aisle: Wait a damn second!
In the Liquor Aisle….FOOLS I’ve had just about enough of urine smelling bums giving me lip at the store. Not only do you reek like a lavatory with a face but you act like a total d-bagger. I can’t tell you how many people come in and do this…. Let me ring you up FIRST... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 13, 2011 at 4:46 pm
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In the liquor aisle: moron uses declined card

In the Liquor Aisle… In this week’s edition of In the Liquor Aisle I remind you that people who work as cashiers are not dumbasses. Typical liquor store patron walks into store. He’s older, leathery and his cologne smells of booze and cigars. The gentleman slams a bottle of vodka on the counter and presents... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 16, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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Drunk dancing. Embarrassing---or not?

Drunk dancing. Embarrassing---or not?
Don’t do it. Don’t you be the dancing drunk. In today’s edition of In the Liquor Aisle….we discuss drunk dancing. Every week I am privy to meeting many unique types of drunkards at the liquor store. From the sloppy drunk, to the quiet drunk and of course everyone’s favorite….the obnoxious drunk. But today, I was... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 9, 2011 at 3:53 pm
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Jugs for Jesus

Jugs for Jesus
In this week’s edition of….in the liquor aisle: There’s this little Filipino man that comes into the store on a weekly basis and asks to buy porn magazines. Except he never has any money to purchase anything. He just walks in, takes off his backpack, shows me his bag of pennies and then proudly announces... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 15, 2011 at 3:23 pm
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In the liquor aisle: banning ugly people from the store

In the liquor aisle: banning ugly people from the store
In today’s edition of in the liquor aisle….LET’S BAN UGLY PEOPLE! I’m going to start banning all ugly people from shopping at the liquor store. Sure, it’s judgmental and I could probably get in a lot trouble for it. Plus, the store would lose a crap ton of money, but what do I care. I... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 9, 2011 at 4:17 pm
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