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Posts tagged "husband"

My Last Post

My Last Post
A few weeks back I posed a question: why can’t the Husband change his last name? Turns out, one of my readers (a dude) did actually change his last name for his bride. Here’s his story (names have been changed so you shits don’t stalk him). Here’s how it happened. Anne Tag and I (Matt... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 3, 2012 at 6:01 am
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Texts From Mom

Even though she’s known him nearly three years now…my mother keeps calling my husband by the wrong name. Granted, she does have a slight accent, but that really shouldn’t come into play during text message. O! I forgot to ask about the gift for savana when i saw math , so you can find out... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
December 13, 2011 at 9:10 am
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Husbands are like Dogs

Husbands are like Dogs
So my husband wakes me up around 5:30 this morning because of his shuffling out the door to head to work. Usually I just roll back over to sleep..but for some reason, this morning I stayed up for a bit. After a few minutes of laying in bed, I decided I needed to urinate. So... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
December 12, 2011 at 5:18 pm
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Shit my husband says: Tacos

Shit my husband says: Tacos
Don’t forget my tacos, bitch. ….. Sorry I keep saying bitch. I mean ‘friend’. He’s so awesome. JENNYMILK @JennyMilk Milkin’ it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 1, 2011 at 7:46 am
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Shit My Husband Says: Man Cleavage

Shit My Husband Says: Man Cleavage
  I love that one. It’s my man cleavage shirt. My meavage. He’s right. We all have that one shirt that really shows off our meavage cleavage. I use mine on Saturday nights. Clearly, he uses his on Monday at the office. JENNYMILK @jennyMilk Milkin’ it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
October 27, 2011 at 6:36 am
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2-Year Marriage Contracts Are a Good Idea

2-Year Marriage Contracts Are a Good Idea
I was raised Catholic. I believe in the sanctity of marriage. But I also live in the real world and have been in some less-than-stellar relationships. Let’s be real, marriage isn’t that sacred anymore. So why not sign up for love just like you do a cell phone contract? Year by year. Over in Mexico... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
October 3, 2011 at 1:20 pm
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Tired Wife = Bad Marriage

Tired Wife = Bad Marriage
I can’t sleep so I’m going to make our relationship miserable! If your wife isn’t getting enough sleep your marriage is most likely going to suffer. A new study of married couples suggests that when wives have a hard time falling asleep, the quality of the relationship deteriorates. Seriously? This is a study? Don’t we... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 14, 2011 at 12:24 pm
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My mom checks out my husband's butt

My mom checks out my husband's butt
My mom likes your butt. My mom checks out my husband’s ass. True story. I was chatting with my (apparently extremely observant) mother the other day about working out when the topic veered over to ‘I hope my spouse’ doesn’t gain weight get fat territory. Hey, this is a totally legitimate topic of conversation people... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 23, 2011 at 1:14 pm
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Just how cold is it in Chicago?

Courtesy: Chicago Tribune Chicago, how cold is it?! My husband will tell you! Do you know how cold it is? Cold enough that I’m pretty sure I just felt my butthole freeze. Except take out the word butthole and replace it with the word a$shole. I just didn’t want you guys to think my husband... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm
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My husband is vain

My husband is vain
How does this profile picture make me look? Would you like to know how vain my husband is? He is probably the epitome of ridiculousness. It’s bad enough his hair has to be perfectly gelled and he tucks his shirt into his gym pants (which makes him resemble some sort of Russian gymnastics teacher) but... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 26, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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