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Posts tagged "humor"

Shit my husband says: homeless people

Shit my husband says: homeless people
Dumbass I was waiting to pick up my husband from the train yesterday. As I was heading out the door, I get this text message from him. Homeless guy just Pss’d on me. Ick (me) What? I’m covered in Piss? What up with the question mark. Wouldn’t you at least know if you were covered... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 2, 2010 at 4:34 pm
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Miracle cure for acne

Ladies and gents, I have discovered the miracle cure for acne.  While it does not involve pricey products or getting a face transplant, it does require a little heat, olive oil and an Italian accent. Happy zit killing. Yes. This is what my husband and I do for fun. JENNYMILK Send me your video suggestions to Milkin’... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
August 10, 2010 at 6:38 am
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Shit my husband says: hair

  He said whaat?!   My husband likes to look good. He especially cares about his hair. In fact, he gives it daily ratings before he walks out the door. I’m having a pretty good hair day. I’d give it like an 8. Or it’s like Luciano Pavarotti style…a tenner. Get it. A ten. Man... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 30, 2010 at 8:38 am
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Forwards from mom: the hotel bill

  Your hotel bill too high? Welcome to another edition of forwards from mom. Today we learn just how smart old people can be. My wife and I were traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George. Being seniors, after 11 hours on the road we were too tired to continue and decided to get... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
June 13, 2010 at 10:35 am
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10 things women think about during sex

Sexy time, please? I once read an advice column that said if your partner wants sex everyday, you should oblige to his/her requests. It went on to say just because you don’t feel like enjoying a little afternoon delight, doesn’t mean he/she should be left unfulfilled. I totally agree. I mean how many times have you... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 14, 2010 at 10:47 am
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Crappy love notes

I work late hours and my husband is always home before I am. And every night, without fail he’s there at the door waiting for me to come home, like a dog waiting for his bone (applause for my double entendre!) Sometimes he even leaves me crappy cute little notes. Like this one… My husband... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 12, 2010 at 12:37 pm
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Dog gets humped

Sorry I’ve been kind of missing in action from my blog. I’ve been busy (sleeping). Oh, you haven’t noticed that I’ve been gone? Oh…well, OK let’s move on then. I went home to visit my family this week for my mom’s birthday and ended up spending the day at the dog park with my sister... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 7, 2010 at 11:14 am
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The key to a happy relationship: humor

I think I’ve discovered the key to a happy and successful relationship: potty humor. I swear to you, every time my husband and I get into a fight we end up laughing our asses off. Half of the time I instigate the fight just to see what kind of response I will elicit from him. Today was no... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 2, 2010 at 7:12 pm
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My little EGGsperiment

Freezing your eggs is sometimes a bad thing. JENNYMILK Become a fan of Milkin’ it and tell me YOUR funny stories or send me your funny videos. Follow JennyMilk on Twitter... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 12, 2010 at 8:52 pm
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Smells like roses

We all want to know what true happiness feels like, right? Well something tells me these Polish Magazines are advocating something a little, can we say….”out there” in order to achieve utter bliss... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 15, 2010 at 5:59 pm
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