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Posts tagged "funny"

What if your husband laughs at an ethnic slur?

What if your husband laughs at an ethnic slur?
  My husband and I were watching a rerun of SNL this weekend and out of nowhere there was a Polish joke. It wasn’t funny. He laughed. I didn’t. *Gasp* I actually got a little peeved at him. I mean, who the hell laughs at a Polish joke when his wife is purebred Polack? Oh... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
January 24, 2011 at 4:07 pm
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Crappy love notes

I work late hours and my husband is always home before I am. And every night, without fail he’s there at the door waiting for me to come home, like a dog waiting for his bone (applause for my double entendre!) Sometimes he even leaves me crappy cute little notes. Like this one… My husband... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 12, 2010 at 12:37 pm
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Dog gets humped

Sorry I’ve been kind of missing in action from my blog. I’ve been busy (sleeping). Oh, you haven’t noticed that I’ve been gone? Oh…well, OK let’s move on then. I went home to visit my family this week for my mom’s birthday and ended up spending the day at the dog park with my sister... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 7, 2010 at 11:14 am
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Talk like Shakespeare day

Mayor Richard Daley has deemed Friday April 23rd Talk like Shakespeare Day in Chicago. It is in honor of what some consider to be William Shakespeare’s 446th Birthday. To celebrate this oddball day I would like to share with you some of my own spoken word that was caught on tape on Mister Shakes 445th... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
April 22, 2010 at 10:12 am
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Smells like roses

We all want to know what true happiness feels like, right? Well something tells me these Polish Magazines are advocating something a little, can we say….”out there” in order to achieve utter bliss... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 15, 2010 at 5:59 pm
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How fairy tales really end

We all want a fairy tale life. Don’t we? Maybe you’ll change your mind after finding out how most fairy tales really end. Check out these amazing Fallen Princesses. And if you love those pictures, check out one of my favorite artists and one of her greatest songs. JENNYMILK... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 12, 2010 at 5:03 pm
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Changing Your Partner

-I am thinking way too much about my garden today.-What?-My Garden. My wife’s garden. Whatever. It’s proof a woman can change her man. That was the conversation I had with a male friend the other day. He’s daydreaming about working in his (wife’s) garden, meanwhile the rest of the female population is diagramming the best way to... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 7, 2010 at 1:44 pm
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Men Say Dumb Things

Men are funny creatures. They are living, breathing things similar to that of a female but something about them is a little off kilter (probably that thing in their pants).Every so often men say something that can astound you, even melt your heart; something that makes you realize why you put up with their incessant... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 5, 2010 at 9:34 am
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How I Killed and Lived To Tell

I remember it like it was yesterday. The day my hamster, “Sam” was eaten alive (or was it a gerbil named “Max”, either way the rodent is dead and clearly my memory is fuzzy). My sister and I were youngsters and each had our own pet hamster (let’s just stick with hamster). Mine was a black... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 27, 2010 at 2:40 pm
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Real or Fake?

It’s Friday!! And while for most of you this means planning your fun (and drunk) night out….for me it means, getting ready to start my work week…and of course…. playing REAL or FAKE! I would consider myself a pretty good judge at breasts. Why? Because I love them. Let’s Play! and Yes, I had to... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 26, 2010 at 9:18 am
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