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Posts tagged "@featured"

When Beauty Dates the Beast

It’s a tale as old as time; when beauty falls in love with the beast. Beauty and the Beast Seeing this fairytale classic at the Cadillac Palace theatre last night made me realize, this is no fairytale at all…at least not for the women involved. Let me ask you this: how in the world is it... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 25, 2010 at 8:50 am
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Psycho Exes

Ahh the familiar scent of a psychotic Ex out for revenge. And while they do say success is the best form of revenge, sometimes the rest of us jilted lovers still like to take the crazy train into town. Let’s take a look at some of our favorite Psycho Exes. I have pretty much experienced... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 19, 2010 at 12:40 pm
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How to pick a wedgie

When is the right time to pick it? You know, a wedgie. The horribly uncomfortable feeling knowing that a handful of people are about to witness your hand sneak down into your pants in order to pull something out of your fleshy crevice. We’ve all been there. Well, at least I have. Just the other... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 18, 2010 at 9:48 am
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Most Expensive Alcohol

The price we pay to get inebriated. Today I found our priciest alcohol at the liquor store. It costs $599.99 (we have two of them if you’re interested). It got me thinking…how much are people willing to pay to get intoxicated? For more details on the most expensive alcohol check out the link. Happy Drinking... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 16, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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Don't Photoshop your Facebook Pics

Don’t you just hate people that trick you into thinking they are way hotter than they really are? People, stop photoshopping your Facebook pictures. We are on to you. And it’s not just me that is noticing. Turns out if you photoshop your picture, you might as well flush your dating life down the toilet... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 14, 2010 at 1:46 pm
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Sexual Life Expectancy

Just when does your sex drive fade? How much more time do you have to experience amazing intercourse? Don’t deny it, you want to know. I don’t claim to be an expert but I’ve had sex so I guess that entitles me to my own opinion.   I read an article today that claims health and gender... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 12, 2010 at 1:21 pm
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Sweet Nothings on the Radio

I was on WGN Radio today talking about sex. My mom was at home listening. Needless to say it was a good time. If you missed it…WGN RADIO. Thanks to a great host, Miss Sarah Spain. PS. Thanks to my mom for being such a great sport. She’s the best mom ever and I love... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 6, 2010 at 12:54 pm
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Fat Animals

You know you’re fat when your husband leaves you notes like this (on the left) around the apartment. And since it would be rude to show pictures of fat people…here is a gallery of some fat animals. Enjoy... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 2, 2010 at 1:02 pm
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Women Want Sex and Clean Underwear

The rumors are true, the elusive female that garners a healthy sexual appetite, does in fact exist.But where is she? She’s usually hiding behind her man, picking up his dirty underwear in one room and his wet towel from another. Of course women want Sex. But they also want a slew of other things. (Check... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 1, 2010 at 8:59 am
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How I Killed and Lived To Tell

I remember it like it was yesterday. The day my hamster, “Sam” was eaten alive (or was it a gerbil named “Max”, either way the rodent is dead and clearly my memory is fuzzy). My sister and I were youngsters and each had our own pet hamster (let’s just stick with hamster). Mine was a black... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
February 27, 2010 at 2:40 pm
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