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Posts tagged "fat"

Relationships Make You Fat

Relationships Make You Fat
I don’t care who you are, relationships make you fat. That’s right, love makes your cellulite bumpier and your belly stick out over your jeans. It’s inevitable. Last night I came home to my husband baking a batch of Ghiradelli Turtle brownies. I know what you’re thinking…”Wow, what an amazing guy that cooks and bakes... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
July 25, 2011 at 7:26 am
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5 ways to tell him (or her) to hit the gym

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  Going hardcore with P90x. I came home last night and my husband was flailing around like he had some sort of rodent stuck in his pants. At first I thought he might be having a mini-stroke but then when I noticed he seemed to be conscious, I realized he was working out. Eureka! It’s... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 8, 2011 at 3:10 pm
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Honey, do I look fat in this?

Honey, do I look fat in this?
Honey, do I look fat in this? Never stand in front of the mirror and examine your fat while your husband is watching you, it will only lead to bad things, trust me. So I’ve gained a pound or two in the past week or so and as a result I find myself fixated on... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 9, 2010 at 4:33 pm
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Shit my husband says: gaining weight

Shit my husband says: gaining weight
  He said whaat?! Last night I ate a giant burrito, a pound of chinese food and drank a few coctails. My husband made me do it. It was part of our date day on Wednesday. You know, where you schedule in some time to actually see one another. It was pretty amazing but of... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
November 4, 2010 at 12:37 pm
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Too lazy to workout

Why is it that I only feel like working out when I am feeling like I’m in shape. I mean, doesn’t that defeat the entire purpose of hitting the gym? I told myself I would get back on the muscle wagon today after slacking the last couple of weeks. But of course it just so... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
October 4, 2010 at 3:34 pm
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Why we're fat: Bacon Pretzels

This is why we’re fat. YUM! This is why you’re fat. In case you can’t read Polish or are too dumb to look at pictures and put two and two together…this is a picture of bacon pretzels. Yes. Bacon. Pretzels. MOO! JENNYMILK Milkin’ It Follow JennyMilk on Twitter... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
May 17, 2010 at 3:53 pm
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Funny babies

They drool, they poop and they scream relentlessly. Babies. Love ‘em or hate ‘em they are pretty darn cute. If you’re like me, you have a sort of complicated relationship with children. They can be utterly hilarious to observe, but not so funny when you see them pee all over your brand new couch. That... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 18, 2010 at 8:20 pm
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Fat Animals

You know you’re fat when your husband leaves you notes like this (on the left) around the apartment. And since it would be rude to show pictures of fat people…here is a gallery of some fat animals. Enjoy... Read more »
By Jenny Milk,
March 2, 2010 at 1:02 pm
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